Hello. I'm the Whiphand's right hand man. Well, woman. My name's Kate.
I just had a tour group of Japanese businessmen show up on my doorstep. Ah… Irene?
So many new clients!
Hello, all you lot!
Sorry! I know it’s been ages. I’ve been twice as busy keeping house with Irene off in Japan and so many hungry clients coming over
if you get my meaning.
Here’s an excerpt from her book, The Science of Seduction, still available from Good Girls Gone Great Books™, now in its third printing!.
“It’s not just a look. It’s more than that. It isn’t simply a face you put on in the morning and take off in the evening. As a dominatrix you have to be able to strip people down –punintended –to their rawest form, to rid them of their defences, undo their webbing. That’s what they’re paying you for, that’s why they come to you.”
She has a way with words, doesn’t she? At any rate thank you very much, new clients, bloggers, and readers!
I’m sure we’ll be seeing a some of you quite soon… hopefully every inch of you!
Tomorrow evening at the Café Boheme, say 7PM?
How’d I miss this? :)
If you’re still up for it..!
You’ll have to excuse us a moment
Irene’s off somewhere and there appear to be two grown men tied up in the sitting room
and no, not in the fun way.
I’ll let you know soon as she’s back. For the moment, ah… sit tight, please.
Hello! It’s bit at odd hours for people to come calling, but we’ve got company all the same. Never say we don’t take our business seriously! Sometimes clients prefer to make special arrangements. We strive to be extremely accommodating.
Each to their own, I suppose. Unfortunately it’s a bit less fun when Irene’s gone out for the evening. Still, can’t fault The Woman for having her outings, can you? I think she’s been needing to relax some since that whole incident with the shooting.
Like I was saying, it’s good to be relaxed. But, how rude of me to be blogging while my guests are waiting unattended! (Well, they did ask for a moment alone, so not that rude.)
Please remember you can feel free to contact me here for any appointments you might wish to make!
Mwah, much love,
Need some spring in your step? May brings warm, sunny, sometimes unpredictable weather. So, we’re being unpredictable too!
This month and next, if you mention my blog post when making appointments, they’re half-off.
Happy spring, everyone!
Just another day at the office?
I’m not sure what it is about this week - we’ve seemed to be completely knocked off our usual schedule. First it was travelling to Spain and back, then a funeral of a prominent client to attend, then there was an unexpected house guest, and today it’s one of the clients locking himself in the bathroom and refusing to come out.
Yes, we all have our finer moments, don’t we? I’m fairly pleased this isn’t one of mine.
That said, this is just a quick update for The Woman to let you know we’ll be back to normal hours (barring any unforeseen circumstances) tomorrow.
Of course we're still up for it, we'll meet you there then!
Such a gentleman!
I’m waiting with Gladstone outside while John grabs us coffees from the cafe. It’s a rainy, grey, dull afternoon. But Gladstone’s enjoying himself! (And I am too, actually!) :)
Hullo Kate, would you fancy a walk in the park? Gladstone seems to have taken and shine to you and would like some other company besides me. Would noon work?
I’d love to! Sorry to be a bit late in the answering. Just give me a moment to freshen up, and I’ll meet you there, if you’re still for it!
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Flirty flirt flirt! You are an INCESSANT flirt!
Oh! Sorry. Did you want a go? :)